This is literally the best joke I’ve ever written
The Pugs of Middle Earth: Faramir, Frodo, Boromir, Thorin
This Forbes writer is doing a series on living on bitcoin for a week. She started with 5 BTC (~$600 at the time) and is now living in a crackhouse. I can’t stop laughing.
FEMINAZIS STOLE MY ICE CREAM
This machine allows anyone to work for minimum wage for as long as they like. Turning the crank on the side releases one penny every 4.97 seconds, for a total of $7.25 per hour. This corresponds to minimum wage for a person in New York. This piece is brilliant on multiple levels, particularly as social commentary. Without a doubt, most people who started operating the machine for fun would quickly grow disheartened and stop when realizing just how little they’re earning by turning this mindless crank. A person would then conceivably realize that this is what nearly two million people in the United States do every day…at much harder jobs than turning a crank. This turns the piece into a simple, yet effective argument for raising the minimum wage.
The human hamster wheel of trying to eke out a living at minimum wage.
Men’s Rights Activism began as the natural response of American males to the growing threat of feminism, in much the same way that burning your house down is the natural response to the threat of ghosts. - Cracked
It’s like that spoiled cousin who always got her own present at someone else’s birthday party: it’s such a childishly self-serving concept it’s almost satirical.
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